This Is What Future’s Usually Eating For Dinner
Superstar rapper, Future Hendrix, has been known to “F*ck up some commas,” but when the rapper recently jumped on Instagram to modestly show off a photo of his dinner table, it’s clear he’s fuckin’ up some commas, even when he’s about to grub.
But, the photo makes you wonder — what’s Future eating for dinner, anyway? While no one knows what’s actually on the menu, hints at Future’s culinary preferences could be revealed within his lyrics.
The “March Madness” rapper’s photo was posted on March 17 and captioned with, “Excuse my dinner table.” Ironically, March 17 marks the beginning of the “March Madness” NCAA Tournament. If you follow Future’s social media escapades, it’s easy to see he’s not shy about flaunting his extravagant jewelry collection and seemingly endless amounts of cash.
So, here are a few guesses at what Future could possibly be eating for dinner.
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“…You n*ggas don’t exist we eat filet mignon…”
The track, “Photocopied” from his new album EVOL, hints at the rapper’s love for a good steak. Steaks are delicious and Future wants you to know he’s no vegetarian. I’ve never seen Future post a photo of steak — but Flemings Steakhouse has. Boom. I’d eat it too.
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“…Chicken wings and fries we don’t go on dates.”
#lemonpepperwings #captainjays #detroitcrack #chickenwingsandfrieswedontgoondates #lemonpeppercrack #tastesogoodmakeyouwannaslapyomomma A photo posted by Jesse Bazzi (@jbazzi125) on
The rapper is always dropping hints at what his favorite dishes are. Especially, when he says he prefers to stick to the basics. A great example of this can be found in the popular track, “Jumpman,” where he suggests that an evening of take-out food is a better choice than an expensive dinner and date night.
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“Nobu Nobu Nobu Nobu Nobu Nobu / I just throwed a private dinner in LA”
Nobu, Nobu, Nobu, Nobu, Nobu, Nobu A photo posted by #C Murda (@trillthug_) on
Future does have an affinity for expensive cuisine. If you didn’t know, Nobu is a pretty high-end sushi spot with four-star meals and a “$$$$” rating on Yelp. But chicken wings don’t seem to be on Nobu’s menu. Maybe they made an exception for Future.
What a time to be alive.
