If you’re a fan of the Chappelle’s Show, you’ll probably remember the skit entitled, “Great Moments in Hook-Up History,” where a guy totally scored at a movie theater by poking a hole through the popcorn container and asking his date to grab a handful.

Someone took to Reddit Tuesday and asked if anyone had actually tried to do this, and hilarious answers came pouring in.

Of course, only those couples and God know if these moments really happened, but if anyone actually did get away with this popcorn dick in a box, we salute you, young player.

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The Wishful Thinker

Goldfeedsmyfamily– “I did this. We were dating for a year already before i tried it so she just ate around it. I more or less did it to be able to say I did it, any handjobs or blowjobs would have been a bonus but there were none.”

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Bilbo Braggins

EmergencyPizza– “My wife blew me in the theater during The Hobbit Part 2. Popcorn has nothing to do with this story, I’ve just been waiting for a year and a half to tell someone.”

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The Bucket List Guy

Sycophantasy– “I did it for the story and to cross it off my bucket list. She played with it for a little bit. It wasn’t super buttery or salty, but warm and dry. So yeah, I put it away after like 2 minutes of giggling.”

picthx nbc

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The Getting Off Topic Hot Dog

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This Guy Had A Butter Pun Than Anyone

Zeekmeister– “She liked it, butter hand got all greasy.”

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Butter Dick

Dropstop-“As a teen I attempted this but we both quickly realized folks would think either she’s a super hungry Parkinson’s patient, or a popcorn monster had grabbed hold of her hand and wouldn’t let go. So after a few minutes we stopped. She did lick her fingers though which was kinda hot. TLDR butter dick.”

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Saluting the Kernel

Scrubtanic– “I mean, I didn’t exactly go on a lot of dates in high school, but even I remember my first popcorn-induced cock assault rifle. In my town we called it “Saluting the Kernel.”‘

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