Orange Is The New Black Food Truck Now Slinging ‘Crazy Pyes’ and Chocolate-Vanilla Swirl Ice Cream

One of the prison inmates on Netflix’s Orange Is The New Black, Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren is probably best known (for all us season one-rs anyway) for throwing pies at people’s ex-girlfriends and peeing on the prison floor. Now, Netflix is taking Crazy Eyes’ crazy antics mobile, with a new Orange Is The New Black-themed food truck.

Already spotted in Mexico City and New York, the surprisingly un-orange jalopy will make its way to Los Angeles at the end of the week, when fans can expect to find a cardboard cut-out featuring the OITNB cast, a prison commissary-styled ordering window, fruit-flavored hand pies, and chocolate-vanilla swirl ice cream (a euphemism in the show for black and white interracial lovin’).

As is the case with other t.v. show-branded victuals, we don’t expect the pies and cream to be particularly tasty, but at least it’s free. Just don’t make the Crazy Pyes team upset, or this could happen.

H/T LAist + Picthx @OITNB