61-Cent Wienerschnitzel Corn Dogs on Black Friday

Pro-tip: Don’t go shopping on Black Friday. Just don’t do it. You don’t want to be there. The workers don’t want you to be there. Even your Thanksgiving leftovers don’t want you to be there (it gets lonely in the fridge).

Instead, pop over to Der Schnitzel for 61-cent corn dogs in honor of 1961, the year the chain first opened its ketchup and mustard-colored doors. This is about a 40% discount from the dogs’ regular $1 price, and guaranteed to be more satisfying than saving $50 off that $500 camera you’ve been eyeing for all of two minutes.

Just hope the lines aren’t too crazy.

H/T + Picthx Wienerschnitzel