Arthur Spooner’s Top 15 Food-Related Meltdowns [VIDEO COLLECTION]

Arthur Spooner (Jerry Stiller), for those unfamiliar, is the sarcastic, scheming and eccentric basement-dwelling father of Carrie on the sitcom King of Queens. To give a bit more context on Arthur’s personality and background, he is a steadfast socialist, an erratic and loud shouter, and has explicitly forbid a variety of items from his daughter’s house: Halloween, red pens, soft cheese, non-American VCRs and miniature Kit Kats (wiki). His absurd personality has found its intrusiveness on the fictional Heffernan household and often boils over when food is involved. For your viewing pleasure, we’ve compiled our top Top 15 clips of Arthur Eugene Spooner and his most hilarious food-related meltdowns.

1. Arthur Pronounces Ketchup

2. Arthur’s craving some “Do-mee-nose”

3. Arthur disrupts Doug’s dieting

4. Counting slices

5. Arthur wants fish sticks!

6. Pronouncing Huevos Rancheros

7. Arthur’s milk

8. Cheese platter

9. Arthur’s spicy sausage & peppers

10. Arthur’s thoughts on dieting

11. Spooner Ball

12. Arthur’s Port Wine

13. Cocktails

14. Arthur lays claim on Liver Treats

15. Arthur says no to Fun Size Kit-Kats

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