VIDEO: The Sexy Pilgrim

Here’s a video for you in honor of the holiday. It’s an advertisement for Muscle Milk, but it fits the mood. Watch this sexy pilgrim and his “guns” impress ladies all around the world. Happy Thanksgiving Foodbeasts. Remember to be thankful. Most importantly, eat on!

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