You Need to Petition Your Local Government to Make This Death Star Slurpee a Thing

So, remember when life (and Brazil) decided to be all awesome and give us this chocolate Death Star? Life is trying to help us out again with Dave Delisle’s Death Star Slurpee. See how it shoots decimating rays of icy goodness, straight into your face hole? Seriously, guys, we have a responsibility to make Dave’s prototype a reality.

Then, we can all be like, “I love you, Death Star Slurpee.” And it’ll be all like, “I know.”

H/T that’s nerdalicious/PicThx Dave’s Geeky Ideas

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