Watch this Man Devour 100 Slices of Grilled Onion in One Enormous BK Burger

Or, you can not because 100 slices of grilled onion quickly turn into 100 slices of cold, lifeless, wilted, sad potato trimmings. You get the point. Although, Mr. Sato from the Rocket News 24 Team took it like a champ, eagerly consuming a “Bakuoni” burger from Burger King — a flame-grilled burger topped with five slices of grilled onion — topped with an additional 95 slices. The thing ends up being “2,692.5 kilocalories,” but as Rocket News 24 notes, “it’s mostly vegetables, it’s all perfectly healthy, right!?” Right.

Watch the damage being done below:

H/T + PicThx Rocket News 24