This is What a Zero Calorie Pizza Looks Like [COMIC]

This is a cartoon I came across today by Drew of Toothpaste for Dinner, AKA THE SPAWN OF SATAN, who also brought us 3 Reasons Why Cupcakes Are Bullshit, which I felt compelled to share.

I apologize profusely to anyone who came here looking for the miracle of Christmas miracles, an actual pizza with absolutely zero calories. But if we’re being completely honest with ourselves, like deep down, you had to have known what was coming.

Enjoy (or don’t.)

via Laughing Squid

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