The upcoming X-Men movie Days of Future Past may not make a lick of sense, but mo' bacon always does.
In a promotional tie-in similar to last year' s Superman-themed "Super Bacon Cheeseburger" and 2012's Spiderman-themed "Amazing Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger," Carl's Jr./Hardee's is now offering another X-TREMELY baconed-out set of sandwiches, in honor of the new X-Men film.
The first is the Western X-tra Bacon Cheeseburger, which comes with four strips of bacon, American cheese, beef patties, barbecue sauce, and o-rings. The other is the X-tra Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit, featuring four slices of bacon, an egg patty, American cheese, and a buttermilk biscuit, for breakfast only.
Presumably, you won't have to send yourself to the past in order to nab one of these little piggies, but you should probably stop by a Carl's Jr/Hardee's ASAP. When in doubt, just remember this little maxim: "If your future self doesn't come back to stop you, how bad a decision can it be?"