7-Eleven Testing Deep-Fried Doritos Stuffed with Melted Nacho Cheese

Anyone who’s ever enjoyed a decent (or hell, even half-decent) crispy, melty mozzarella stick has seen the face of God. Keep your fancy bries and panko breading; no amount of frou-frou ingredients could possibly improve on mozzarella sticks’ pure and utter perfection.

Except, okay, maybe Doritos.

I ate these new @7eleven loaded Doritos. I survived. More pics: https://t.co/2WYBSGQEHL #foodporn #fatkid pic.twitter.com/X2X7B3zqgZ

— Kevin Cobb (@ohmykevin) February 10, 2014

Figured out lunch tomorrow @7eleven pic.twitter.com/pT0fblOMDi

— Kevin Cobb (@ohmykevin) January 28, 2014

The internet woke today to news of a new test product spotted at 7-Elevens in Washington D.C. called “Doritos Loaded.” ‘Net-designated vanguard Kevin Cobb, who tweeted a photo of the snacks as early as January 28th, described them as “nacho cheese Doritos dipped in queso.” A subsequent taste test by Junk Food Guy found the deep-fried triangles to be “almost too crispy. Like, sitting-under-a-heart-lamp-for-too-long crispy.” We ourselves will wait patiently for Dude Foods to teach us how to make our own.

Spokespersons for 7-Eleven have told news sources the product is currently just in its test phases, and it’s too early to discuss it publicly.

It’s not, however, too early for the rest of us to gawk. Spotted some at your local 7-Eleven? Send us your pics @foodbeast or [email protected]!