Oreo Cookie Butter Is Beautiful Black Magic

Here’s a confession: I didn’t know what cookie butter was until about a week ago. I’d only been to a Trader Joe’s one other time in my life. To my knowledge, Two Buck Chuck might as well have been a beaver.

Silly, silly me. Luckily, I’ve since come to see the error of my ways, and can therefore appreciate how truly f@#king spectacular something like Oreo Cookie Peanut Butter is. Dorothy of Crazy for Crust dreamt this stuff up in order to bring more protein into her diet (obviously). And as you can tell, the result is gorgeously inky, moderately healthy (just peanuts and Oreos), and totally Halloween-approved butter.

oreobutter2

Spread it over witch finger cookies, into Black Velvet brownies, or better yet, all over your teeth for that fabulous “demon mouth” look. It’s Oreo Cookie Butter, people. This is some next-level sorcery shiz.

H/T + PicThx Neatorama

More content

Products
Cheetos’ Wild New Halloween Flavor Creates Four Different Sensations In Your Mouth
Cheetos is already getting into the Halloween spirit with a new flavor that apparently wants to haunt your mouth. Launching later this month, Cheetos Sweet…
,
CultureEating Out
Taco Bell Turns Back The Clock To 2016 With Four Major Menu Comebacks
Somehow, 2016 was already a decade ago. Let that ruin your morning accordingly. Apparently, Taco Bell has also realized enough time has passed for us…
,
Eating Out
George Lucas’ Long-Awaited Museum Is Getting Its Own Skywalker-Inspired Restaurant
On Tuesday, September 22, 2026, the long-awaited Lucas Museum of Narrative Art is set to open on Vermont Avenue in Los Angeles’ Exposition Park, and…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox