Rejected Languages For Coke’s ‘Un-American’ Super Bowl Ad’

February 5, 2014 // 10:44 am

Last weekend, we were given yet another reason to lose faith in humanity, courtesy of the internet’s reaction to Coca-Cola’s should-not-have-been-controversial-but-sadly-somehow-became-so Super Bowl ad. The commercial, which overlaid a montage of American landscapes with a multilingual medley of “America the Beautiful”, spawned all sorts of outrage from angry…

How to Make Seattle Bacon-Infused Dogs with Cream Cheese

February 4, 2014 // 2:35 pm

This year the Super Bowl made me feel like I was getting epically trolled. The game was awful (yes, I’m biased), the ads fell flat (with the exception of this) and the Halftime show garnered an overall “meh.” That being said, we thought the Seahawks deserved some…

How to Throw an Anti-Super Bowl Party for One

February 2, 2014 // 2:04 pm

So there’s some mega-important-spectacular sports thing happening Sunday. People are really excited about it. Weed is involved somehow. About ten years ago, Janet Jackson had her breast exposed on national television during it. I googled pictures of it after class in middle school.

Whether you’re not that into sports,…

Bud Light Makes What is Possibly the Most Genius Superbowl Commercial Ever

February 1, 2014 // 12:00 am

Ok, Sunday hasn’t even arrived and I’m already calling this Super Bowl commercial the undisputed winner. Looking to promote their new “The Perfect Beer for Whatever Happens” tagline, the brand utilized a hidden camera for this year’s ad posted to YouTube on Thursday.

The cameras follow a “random” guy…

How to Make Jägermeister Pulled Pork Sliders

January 31, 2014 // 4:30 pm

This weekend, serve up something delectable for the Super Bowl. If you’re doing it right, you already have Doritos-crusted chicken wings on deck. Of course, you’ll want to pair it up with some equally indulgent dishes, so we found the perfect boozy pork slider recipe to chow…

Anna Kendrick Gets Sassy in Newcastle Mock Super Bowl Ad

January 31, 2014 // 11:35 am

Earlier this week, our other favorite internet sweetheart Anna Kendrick gave the web a good chortle with a new mock Super Bowl ad for Newcastle Brown Ale. In it, the “approachably hot” actress sits in what’s presumably her Newcastle-given dressing room and airs a not-unextensive list of grievances. Such…

Doritos-Crusted Chicken Strips Would Make Five-Year-Old You Proud

January 30, 2014 // 6:00 am

For Sunday’s Marijuana Bowl, why not take a page from the recess school of cooking by trading your usual chicken buffalo sauce for an egg wash and bag of Doritos?

Mash-up master Dude Foods recently whipped up a batch of Doritos-Crusted Chicken Strips, which are as simple to make…

Oh, KALE NO: Official Super Bowl Menu Apparently Includes Kale

January 29, 2014 // 1:03 pm

Who knew the official Super Bowl menu could get so swank?

While the rest of the nation’s noshing on grocery-store dip and too-dry chicken wings, football fans at MetLife Stadium will get to pick between grilled chicken hoagies, sriracha pork and chicken steam buns, and yes, a kale and…