Attention: Disney World Now Serving Croissant Doughnuts A La Mode

April 9, 2014 // 2:14 pm

As any Disney theme park vet knows, the best part of wandering around the Magic Kingdom isn’t the rides. It isn’t the characters. It isn’t even the fireworks. No, it’s all the amazing foods you get to eat in between — including, but not limited to, the new…

Florida Jails Pressured to Begin Serving Kosher Meals

January 23, 2014 // 2:10 pm

Typically, Kosher offerings are reserved for Jewish inmates with pertinent religious beliefs. However, some state prison systems have seen an unusual surge in Kosher meal requests ever since their introduction, leading to budgetary concerns. This is particularly true in Florida.

Why? Well, it costs about $7 per day for…

$45 Swamp Pizza Contains Frog Legs, Pork and Python

January 22, 2014 // 10:10 am

This “Everglades Pie,” which costs a stunning $45 dollars because apparently python meat is expensive, features python, frogs legs, pork, and swamp cabbage. No word yet on what swap cabbage is, but frankly we don’t want to know.

Since coming up with the recipe to supposedly curb a…

Man Arrested for Impersonating a Cop to Score Dunkin’ Donuts Discount

November 14, 2013 // 11:57 am

Charles Thomas Barry, 48, entered a Dunkin’ Donuts drive-thru on Nov. 6 to order his donuts. When he pulled up to the window, he whipped out his badge and asked the cashier for a discount towards his order, according to the Tampa Bay Times. When the cashier refused to…

The Best College Drunk Foods at the 25 Best Party Schools

October 28, 2013 // 5:00 am

Ahhh, college. It’s where children blossom into adults, and then keep blossoming into larger and larger adults, because the main point of most nights is to eat two entire pizzas, plus a side of pizza, at 3am.

But we can’t go back, no matter how hard we petition the…

Subway Tests New Fritos-Stuffed Crunchy Chicken Enchilada Melt, Apparently Gives Up on Life

July 3, 2013 // 10:56 am

For years, Subway has been touted as a savior for mildly health conscious cubicle-dwellers everywhere, tired of McDonald’s but still not quite willing to pay the premium to eat Veggie Grill or Panera Bread every day. But now it seems even Jared and the promise of an extra cookie…

Beer Mission: Florida Brewers Push to Legalize 64oz Growlers

April 2, 2013 // 12:42 pm

Florida’s attempt at continual crystallization of the past should easily be undone as beer enthusiasts push to allow the legal sale of 64oz beer growlers. Currently, Florida allows the sale of both 32oz and 128oz growlers, even allowing consumers to buy multiples of each. 64oz growlers, though,…

Florida Woman Steals Police Cruiser Then Drives it to McDonald’s

January 17, 2013 // 2:14 pm

While St. Pete cops in Florida were inside investigating a domestic quarrel in an apartment, Vanessa Nicole Brooks, 22, hopped into one of two police cars parked outside. Brooks grabbed the keys located in the vehicle, started the car and on her way out collided with the other police…