Gotta love your unfortunate translations. Out in China, Burger King is now offering a nice, bright orange smoothie for summer, whose Chinese name means something like "mango ice smoothie with blow up pearls cold beverage." In English though, it's just "PooPoo."

Coming from a place that thinks toilet-themed restaurants are a good idea, a "poo" smoothie might not seem completely outlandish, but rest assured: this shake is just crappy in name. Kotaku's Eric Jou describes it as "pretty much like a Taiwanese Boba Tea" — mango flavored, with exploding lychee pearls.

Each shake comes topped with vanilla soft serve ice cream, but for, ahem, shits and giggles, you could always try ordering it with chocolate instead.