A Bacon Wrapped Pulled Pork Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Because You Can’t Have Too Much Pig

Tired of the chicken-vs-gay debate? Here, have some pig instead.

This monstrosity, affectionately named the “Wrathchild,” sprung out of maker Reed Rothchild’s desire to eat . . . well, like a pig.

“This sandwich,” he writes, “when being held with two hands, is the closest you can get to eating out of a troth.”

Featuring at least eight strips of bacon, wrapped around four slices of bread, encasing pulled pork, baked beans and shredded cheese on whole slices of American, the Wrathchild has been proven to put even the worthiest of adversaries into three hour comas, followed by 11 hour sh*t shows spent praying to meet your maker.

Best part? When you finally come to, you can treat yourself to Rothchild’s other creation, the pancake-syrup-beef-bacon-egg-and salsa-stuffed “Breakfast Taco Bomb,” because if you tried the Wrathchild in the first place, I’m sure you’re making all kinds of smart decisions.

[Via Head of Rothchild]