Watch Epic Meal Time Create an Entire Brunch of Booze [VIDEO]

It’s about time the boys from Epic Meal Time took to their roots and made some food that actually looks like it might be edible. Don’t get me wrong, they make some fabulously grotesque things that still make my mouth water, but in reality, I’m not going to recreate a dish that consists of 10 pigs sewn ass-to-mouth.

Yes, their show is a weekly novelty act, supplemented by host Harley Morenstein’s funny drunken rants about haters and insufficient amounts of bacon, but it’s refreshing to see some tangible recipes every so often.

Ham and egg cups, check! Shots of “Jack and [egg] Yolk”, topped with bacon salt, locks and cream cheese pizza, breakfast club sandwiches, eggs cracked into the holes of donuts, it’s all up for grabs here. With their entire spread totaling 4,287 g of fat and 43,256 calories, it’s still not part of a Weight Watcher’s plan, but if you’re watching Epic Meal Time, you weren’t expecting it to be, were you?