Vitamin Water: Energy (Tropic Citrus)

“Energy is an evil temptress. Seemingly available everywhere (light sockets, fossil fuels and ores, drill sergeants, children’s television hosts), bad energy can bring you down quickly. Keep it natural with vitaminwater energy. With B vitamins and guarana, you’ll be ready when you try crossing the sahara on a punctured unicycle. Not that we necessarily recommend the sahara this time of year. It’s the dry season”. (Thx Vitaminwater)

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