Titanium Straw

Ever wish you had a straw that was stronger than the rest? Now you can have a straw that will stab right into your orange, your apple, your watermelon, and that damn Capri Sun packet you lost the little straw for on your walk to school. This Titanium Straw is made of food grade titanium — tasteless, odorless, does not corrode, non-allergenic and is advertised to have “an excellent weight to tensile strength ratio.”

The dishwasher safe straw is approximately 7″ tall, has a inner diameter of 5.35mm and outer diameter of 6.36mm and a bend angle of 40°. ($14.99 @ ThinkGeek)

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