Everybody loves a good penis joke, but it's often hard to make the same funny references with chocolate in the punchline. Until today, thanks Dick Hats company.
That's right, there is a company called Dick Hats, and they make edible chocolate hats that fit right on the tip of the penis. So if you're a guy looking to get laid with the quickness, or put your girl into a diabetic coma mid-oral cork, the folks at Dick Hats currently have two varieties available: Viking Helmet or Cowboy Hat.
My dreams of calling my member 'Little John Wayne' during foreplay are slowly becoming a reality. Seriously, a chocolate hat for my meat pipe? Please take my money.
[via IncredibleThings]
