This ‘Cherry Blossom’ Bread Totally Looks Like a Vagina [NSFWish]

There’s a “deflowering” joke in here, somewhere.

Designed by Japanese virtual idol Hatsune Miku and one of Japan’s biggest convenience store chains, Family Mart, this strawberry and cream-flavored bread is supposed to look like a flower, but somehow comes across as a bit more . . . labial.

vaginabread2

vaginabread4

(The drawing of the giggling schoolgirl on the front of the package doesn’t do much to help, either.)

Still, and forgive me for saying this, I’m willing to bet it probably tastes delicious.

vaginabread1

Ah, now I feel dirty.

H/T + Picthx Laughing Squid, Buzzfeed

More content

CultureProducts
BLACKPINK’s Jennie Teamed Up With Haribo For A Limited-Edition Gummy
K-Pop has come to the world of gummies. Haribo has teamed up with Jennie of BLACKPINK fame to introduce its Ruby Hearts. Inspired by her…
,
InnovationProducts
Clear Soy Sauce Exists—And It Won’t Stain A Thing
The Japanese have invented all sorts of amazing things, but if we’re being honest, soy sauce might be one of their best creations. Whether you…
,
CultureProducts
Chipotle Has A Full Travel Collection Now—Yes, With A Burrito Holder
Chipotle Mexican Grill wants customers to take them wherever they go… even when they travel. The brand has teamed with BÉIS to launch The To…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox