These 15 Flasks Will Make You Want To Risk Drinking In Public

Too often do I go to music festivals and end up paying an arm and a leg for a Jack 'n Coke, and I only have so many arms and legs to pay with before I'm limbless and broke.

The only way to enjoy a few drinks at these events without busting your wallet is to strategically place flasks all over your body. Thankfully, Hendy from The Chive put together a list of the coolest flasks out there for you to peruse.

1. The Smoker's Vice

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This thing has room for two cigars (or blunts) and about 4 oz. of space for your poison of choice.

2. The Pants-y Dropper

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This little guy fits snugly in front as a belt buckle. Just be careful for backsplash when you pee, that would piss me off (pun ALWAYS intended).

3. The Nautilus

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This is the flask for the sea-faring man, the kind of guy that pours Johnnie Walker in his Cheerios.

4. The Earth Pocket


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Hey man, don't like, litter, man. Mother earth can feel it.

5. The Throwback

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If some 90's baby tries to take a sip from this, just take it back and say, "Can't touch this," then just hammer dance in the other direction.

6. The Legend Of Drunker Vance

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Golf can be a very stressful game, maybe a few "shots" on par will chill you out.

7. The Pocket Change

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This wallet-turned-flask is convenient for any situation. Even pickpockets will have a good time if they can swipe it.


8. Le Gentleman

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Is there any better place to stash your booze than your 'stache?

9. The Headshot

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Of all the flasks, this one might be the most inconspicuous. Still, licking the tip of a video game cartridge in the middle of the Governor's Ball will probably still look pretty conspicuous.

10. The Prescription Buzz

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"Take 12-15 times daily. Do not mix with food or water, as this could speed up the sobering process."

11. The Skywalk-A-Straight-Line-Er

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As awesome as this flask is, make sure you're still drinking from it responsibly. Don't "force" yourself.


12. The Whale's Vagina

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"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mm-mm-mm."

13. The Gigantaholic

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If you're buying this flask for yourself, please seek help. Unless you're a 27-foot man, then you're ok.

14. The Travelin' Man

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If you're like me and have nasty ass friends, this flask is a surefire way to keep their dirty mouths off your precious liquid gold.

15. The Fancy Jokester

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J. Crew came out with this flask, meant for the more sophisticated man. Aside from the dad joke, of course.

Photo Credit: The Chive