Strawberries On Pizza Is The Ridiculous New Trend That’s Topping The Pineapple Debate
strawberries>>pineapples pic.twitter.com/VfTJQ2WjhF
— 𖤐🎃𖤐 (@MoonEmojii) October 29, 2017
If you were against the notion of putting pineapple on top of your cheesy, savory pizza, you might be mortified by its strawberry counterpart.
A carefully crafted tweet sent out by user @MoonEmoji showed a cheese pizza topped with strawberry slices. The caption simply read, “Strawberries>pineapples” and that was enough to spark a new, and equally heated, debate.
Suddenly, everyone who ranted and raved over the pineapple on pizza debate, had a new topic to dig in to.
Can strawberry on pizza actually be good? Some were actually intrigued by the idea:
I’m really feelin this new strawberries on pizza thing 🤔 #mightbethenewpineapple
— Jaßed 🌟 (@iTweetIntellect) October 30, 2017
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i wanna try strawberries on pizza it looks good 👀
— lexi (@taehyungscum) October 31, 2017
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I would try strawberries on a pizza
— MXC Loosie (@theloosieman) October 30, 2017
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But for the most part, people were not amused by the idea of the sweet fruit being combined with the salty, cheesiness you usually get from a pizza.
Haven’t we suffered enough as a nation? Why must we be subjected to blasphemy and obvious satanism? Strawberries do not belong on pizza.
— Denise D. Meringolo (@DDMeringolo) October 31, 2017
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IF I SEE YOU EATING STRAWBERRIES ON PIZZA ISSA FADE ON SIGHT
— dom🦅🦇 (@_lonelyboy227) October 31, 2017
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Might delete my fb… Just saw strawberries on a pizza 😷😷😷
— Yamborgini Jr. 🚬 (@QuietSavage) November 1, 2017
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Pineapple and non-pineapple pizza eaters must put our differences aside and join forces to defeat this evil https://t.co/WE59N20UJ5
— ali (@lebaenesepapi) October 29, 2017
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Even DiGiorno took notice of the hot debate, and while they didn’t pick a side, they did instigate that pineapple pizza is “likely offended.”
October 30, 2017
The day a photo of strawberries on a pizza surfaced on Twitter.
Pineapple is likely offended.
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— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) October 30, 2017
This is probably something we didn’t need in our lives, and should probably be burned to death, but it will forever live on the internet, and somehow, it’ll likely become a legitimate trend — because it’s 2017 and the world is ending.
