Red Velvet Corn Dogs Sound Both Grotesque and Awesome


A corn dog is a corn dog, except when it's made with bright red food coloring and chocolate, right? Summer fair season may be over, but that doesn't mean the obnoxious eats have to be. I mean come on, who wouldn't want to eat red velvet corn dogs all year long?


Supposedly the process involves dipping a hot dog into a red velvet pancake-type batter and deep-frying that sonumbitch, but we can only guess. The Vulgar Chef, the genius behind the thing, makes no disclosures, simply stating he got drunk and decided to make some corn dogs. There was also blueberry pancake version, but that wasn't nearly as headline worthy.

Touché good sir, but is it funnel cake corn dog? Didn't think so.