Orange Is The New Black: The Cookbook Coming This Fall, Pornstache Not Included

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Earlier this month Netflix released season two of their original series, Orange Is The New Black. The show has become so incredibly popular that they have a food truck making stops across the country serving up crazy pyes and soft serve. With the majority of fans binge watching all thirteen episodes in a 72 hour period, it’s no wonder why the hit show is creating an official cookbook to bring a little Litchfield into kitchens everywhere.

The cookbook will feature references from the show such as Red’s Chicken Kiev, Miss Claudette’s Coconut Cake, and Prison Punch. Besides prison recipes, the book will also feature a prison glossary, homeopathic remedies (like Piper’s Pepper Lotion for Red’s back), and some dishes from the inmates’ pre-Litchfield days, maybe we’ll actually get to see Red’s famous piroshkis.

Just like the pain of having to wait until season 3, the cookbook won’t hit shelves until October 2014. In the mean time, feel free to drown your sorrows in some season 1 recipes, like the Prison Pad Thai or Cell Caramel Lattes.

H/T + PicThx Eater

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