Make Your Own (Creepy) Food Puppet Show

Toronto-based campaign My Food My Way says it’s goal is to “change the culture of food in our schools, homes, and communities.” This is a lie. It actually just wants to scare you out of eating fast food ever again, using your voice and puppets shaped like hamburgers having seizures. It’s called a Foodagram, and it’s a little late for Halloween.

Are you more disturbed by Papa Roni’s pedo mustache? Or the fact that Pattie looks like she’s being gagged? Doesn’t matter! If you want to make a horror film rivaling the thirtieth installation of Paranormal Activity, simply choose a terrifying puppet, add your voice, and watch as a disembodied hand trembles violently in a sick mockery of actual puppetry. Because when are puppets not scary? Labyrinth, anyone?

source/photo courtesy Laughing Squid