Guy Fieri-Themed Kitchen Aid Mixer is Terrifying

Attention all Guy Fieri fans: we’re rollin’ out, looking for America’s greatest… kitchen appliance. And man, have we found a great contender in this amped up Kitchen Aid mixer by artist Nicole Dinardo.

It’s got flames. Fake chrome lettering. An obnoxious yellow shade remiscent of Fieri’s own Chevy Camaro. THERE’S A GUY FIERI SKELEBRITY DECAL ON THE SIDE. We can’t decide whether this is hilarious, terrifying or a confusing combination of both. Still, it’s obvious the appliance would make bomb cupcakes.

Unfortunately, you’re looking at a one-of-a-kind creation, but c’mon– America needs this on its shelves. Your move Guy, ’cause this mixer is MONEY.

PicThx Un Amore