Kinky: This Woman Thinks About Popeye’s Chicken to Achieve Orgasm

“I’m clucking, I’m clucking!”

Too much?

In an upcoming “Is it Weird?” episode of the Steve Harvey show, a woman named Christina will share a fetish of hers that everyone probably has but no one is willing to admit: Food.

In fact, when her man’s moves in the bedroom just don’t cut it, imagining her favorite piece of Popeye’s Spicy chicken is enough to get her off.

In the preview clip below, Christina describes what I can only imagine to be a typical night’s pre-schlicking routine:

“I look up cheesecakes and cupcakes . . . And the strawberry shortcakes with the juicy cherries on top . . .” And somewhere between all the fluffy mounds of white cream and gooey sweet liquid, Christina’s excitement just builds up and up until – well, you see where this is going.

In any case, the interview snippet is mostly harmless, unless you’re like Christina and the merest thought of food gets you all hot and bothered, like when she starts chanting “Popeye Spicy” to herself and suddenly you’re imagining peeling away those delicious strips of skin and letting the chicken juices just swirl around your mouth . . . Ahem.

H/T + PicThx Gizmodo