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How to Throw an Anti-Super Bowl Party for One

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So there's some mega-important-spectacular sports thing happening Sunday. People are really excited about it. Weed is involved somehow. About ten years ago, Janet Jackson had her breast exposed on national television during it. I googled pictures of it after class in middle school.

Whether you're not that into sports, extremely introverted, or "C," there's a slight chance you'd rather do anything else this Sunday than watch grown-ass men hurl themselves at one another for six hours, with brief breaks in between for un-skippable YouTube ads. This feature is for you.

We've compiled a list of some of the web's bougiest, most time-consuming recipes to make, or simply single-serving-sized party recipes so you can get into the S**** B*** spirit without ever having to actually get into the spirit at all. Let everyone else scream themselves silly with Natty Light and soggy nachos. You're doing this ish in *style.

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Blue Cheese & Buffalo Chicken Pot Pie

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Spicy Buffalo Chicken Cannoli

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Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese

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Steak Nacho Casserole

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Recipe: Temp-tations

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Chips & Cheese Chili Casserole

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Recipe: Averie Cooks

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Spinach, Artichoke, and Brie Crepes

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Artichoke and Spinach Grilled Cheese Sandwich

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Avocado Egg Cups

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Avocado Stuffed Meatballs

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Baked Potato with Ricotta and Tomatoes

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Recipe: Framed Cooks

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Baked Potato Roll-Ups with Brie and Pancetta

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Baked Potato Grilled Cheese

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Totchos Supreme Burger

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Frito Pie Burger

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Steakhouse Mushroom Burger with Creamed Spinach Sauce

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Recipe: Pink Parsley

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Clementine Whiskey Wine Cocktail

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Golden Ale Beer Cocktail

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Spicy Michelada

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Blood Orange Shandy

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Deep Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie

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Salted Caramel Mug Cake

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Recipe: Babble

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Nutella Mug Cake

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Single Serving Monkey Bread

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Recipe: ivillage

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*Alternatively you could go outside, call up your best friend's cougar aunt, step on Legos, or basically do anything else that isn't quite so grating as watching the fucking Super Bowl. Carpe diem.