Here’s How To Claim The Last Doughnut [HUMOR]

Ripped straight out of the page of one of those once-a-day calendars, this is a great look at how to obnoxiously procure the last doughnut in that box meant for the entire office. Yes, doughnuts are one of the cheapest ways to make an entire office happy…but you always have that one guy (me) who takes a couple for himself (6-9 on average) back to his desk because you’re not sure which donut has what filling.

Yeah. Just don’t pull this trick in an office with the crazy IT guy who literally could give two shits about all the germs you just spread, and will eat the doughnut you just molested out of spite (or pure hunger). [via lamerer]