Hands Free Sandwich Holder

Apparently designed for people who “live in the fast track“, we’re looking at a sandwich holder with the functionality of an earpiece bluetooth set. A metal wiry frame hangs around your neck with and adjustable mount that holds sandwiches of various sizes. Now you don’t have to sacrifice the ability to text, e-mail or channel surf just because it’s feeding time. Unfortunately, we don’t know where to purchase such a product. Whether it’s an interesting joke or a legitimate item, the fact that it was thought up and documented is a valuable idea in its own right. Eat on Foodbeasts, even the lazy ones! (Thx AfterSnoozeButton)