Grow Your Own Pizza Kit – Just Add Cheese

Remember those class projects you did when you were little where the whole class would grow their own plants? And the teacher gave everyone Styrofoam cups to decorate and then she’d line them up by the window and eventually, if you were lucky, you’d get to see tiny sprigs of green peek up out of dirt before they inevitably shriveled up and died in the summer heat?

Well, traumatic childhood plant deaths aside, how much better would those projects be if you got to grow pizzas instead?

Perfect for “kids of all ages,” the Grow Your Own Pizza Kit comes with “1 packet of tomato seeds, 1 packet of basil seeds, 1 packet of oregano seeds, 3 coconut husk starter pots, 3 coconut husk compost discs, 3 wooden plant markers and a Sow & Grow booklet with growing tips and puzzles.”

The only thing missing are the cheese seeds. Wait, what do you mean cheese doesn’t have seeds? What kind of bullsh*t classroom project is this?

via Incredible Things

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