Gourmet Meat-Flavored Ice Cream Is Further Proof that Life Is So Much Better For Dogs

Because dogs just don’t get enough love and attention these days, a Chicago dog food store has just created a line of gourmet meat-flavored ice creams, so Fido too can finally experience the wonder that is sweet frozen milk.

“We wanted our pup to experience ice cream,” the company, Arrfscarf, writes on the line’s product page, “We wanted it to be healthy, nutritious, and fresh. We set out to create the best dog ice cream . . . Now, we are on a mission to share our amazing creation with all the pups in the world.”

Each of Arrfscarf’s dog-friendly treats starts with vanilla, honey and Greek yogurt, along with all locally sourced and handmade ingredients, to create the five totally bougie flavors of Peanut Butter Bacon, Beef Brisket, Chicken Cheddar, Pulled Pork and Gouda Burger. You hear that? Gouda. Burger. And all for an animal that has no problem eating its own vomit.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my dog, but until I can go to the store and pick up a pint of Chicken Cheddar ice cream just for me (or until my dog can tell the difference between that and a leftover chicken bone), Purina’s as good as he’s gonna get.

H/T Design Taxi + PicThx Arrfscarf