Forget Ice Cream, This Video Might Be the Scariest Advertisement Ever, Period

If this is some kind of new, even more twisted dead baby joke, I’m not laughing.

Coming from Philadelphia ice cream company “Little Baby’s,” this minute long-ad features a woman who seems to really love ice cream, but is also, incidentally, made out of ice cream.

See (or spare yourself and don’t see) how well that predicament works out for her, here (but don’t say I didn’t warn you):

I’m not sure which is more stomach-churning: the amount of times the narrator says “eat little babies…”; the fact that the girl’s eating out of her own head; or that she’s smiling (smiling!) while doing it.

Nope, it’s the smile, definitely the smile—makes you want to kind of curl up under a blanket or something. Or cry.

At this point, I would say go to a happy place filled with rainbows and ice cream, but this video pretty much shot that baby in the face.

Happy National Ice Cream Sandwich Day?

[Via Gawker]

More content

Eating Out
Red Lobster Continues Menu Expansion, Adds Spicy Seafood Boil Flavors
Following the recent revamp of Red Lobster’s menu, the young CEO, Damola Adamolekun, has announced three new spice options for its viral seafood boil. Customers…
,
Products
Kettle Chips Announces Limited-Edition ‘Chili Crisp’ Flavor
Kettle Brand has announced a new “Chili Crisp” flavor sure to spice up the snack aisle. It combines the classic taste of kettle-cooked chips with…
,
Eating OutPartners
Thirsty? Pokeworks Just Dropped 13 New Reasons To Pull Up
You ever order 3 entrees and 13 drinks just to see what happens? Foodbeast’s own Elie Ayrouth did. And at Pokeworks, it felt like the…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox