The Funniest Reactions To Little Caesars’ New Crazy Calzony

Yesterday we reported on Little Caesars’ newest menu item, the Crazy Calzony, which essentially fuses together a pepperoni pizza and calzone. Sure this creation did look a lot like we could hold a conference call on it, which was what I had internally thought at first glance of the thing. But it turns out the rest of Twitter also had some hilarious thoughts regarding this Frankenstein of Italian-American deliciousness.

Here’s our favorites:

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