Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

If you are an absolute bacon fanatic, then you might be someone who craves the taste in every off hour of the day. With Mr. Bacon’s Bacon Flavored Toothpaste, you won’t even have to spend your morning tooth brushing routine without the flavor of bacon. Imagine keeping your gums and teeth healthy while lathering the inner confines of your mouth with a delicious flavor of smokey bacon. This 2.5 oz. tube should do just the trick. ($4.50 @ ArchieMcPhee)