Ali Weiss is a comedian and writer who has spent years using #selfcare to avoid the psych ward. Her brand, Health Is Hell, satirizes the absurdity of our kale-crazed culture by presenting candid conversations about sex and drugs in place of green juice and gyrotonic exercise. The self-proclaimed “Bukowski of wellness,” she loves to dance at 6am sober raves and get her 84-year-old grandmother high.