Dress Like a Pirate and Get a Free Dozen Donuts From Krispy Kreme

If this article became the reason that multiple pirate-flash-mobs flooded Krispy Kreme locations around the country – then so be it.

On Wednesday, September 19th if you choose to adorn the red-striped MC-Hammer-Wannabe-Pants, your dad’s red velvet vest from the ’60s, the blingy gold hoop earrings AND decide that Movember can’t come early enough; you will earn yourself 12 original glazed donuts from participating Krispy Kreme locations.

If you decide to half-ass the pirate shindig and only want to wear an eye patch, or even worse if you only want to talk like a pirate , then you can do that too. But you only get one donut, you wussy. I have one request. If you do decide to take easy street, at least watch Dodgeball and learn to yammer like Pirate Steve – quite possibly the best pirate character in a dodgeball themed movie OF ALL TIME.

Oh and no weapons are allowed. Krispy Kreme has put the squash on swashbuckling.