This Plush Spiked Watermelon is a Cute Gift for your Alcoholic Toddler

Be the first parent on the block to show off how you properly teach your kids the ways of getting watermelon wasted with this Plush Spiked Watermelon. A one of a kind product, this adorable plushy set is hand sewn and comes complete with a plush vodka bottle, knife, watermelon, and a hole that’s been dissected for the action [which is entirely up to you once you get it]. Created by FluffyFlowers of Etsy, the set is made from fleece and felt, so if you’re having a legitimate watermelon vodka hangover, at least you know these would make an awesome pillow.

[$100 @ Etsy via FoodDiggity]

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