JEFF’S TABLE: The Most Important Meal Of The Day, A Bowl Of Cereal

It’s been said that pouring out one’s feelings is an act deemed to be of the utmost form of therapy. Whoever said that must have never poured out their favorite cereal into a bowl.

Listen, breakfast is your thing. If it isn’t, you’re only lying to yourself. I mean, how could it not be your thing when it features a Rogue’s Gallery of notorious hunger pang killers like pancakes, fried eggs, bacon, sausage, waffles, French toast, and number one with a bullet, a bowl of cereal.

The breakfast vibes not working on you? Fine. Because a quick and easy meal at any time of the day is but a brief cereal pour away from instant satisfaction.

And any meal that offers the possibility of a neat toy tumbling into your bowl is our kind of sweepstakes.

At this point you really have no more excuses to grab a seat at Jeff’s Table and share a bowl of sugary comfort with him. So jump start your day with a jolt of saccharin and dairy and thank Jeff for allowing you to enjoy with him this bowl of sweet bliss.