‘All I Want For Christmas’ Parody Has It All: Food, Cute Pug, and No Mariah Carey

It’s December. You’ve heard Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You 5,376 times (and nailed the high note on attempt 5,092 with the help of some spiked eggnog).

But not. Like. This.

Doug the Pug is infiltrating Mashable with his cuteness again accompanied by the most relevant food parody of the holiday season: All I Want For Christmas Is Food. Sorry Holderness family, you’ve been outdone.

By a dog.

H/t Mashable

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