How to Make Pancakes Like a Junkie

Junkies are arguably both the most interesting, yet the most uninteresting individuals the world has ever blessed us with. In the case of this particular junkie, their tools and training in filling their systems with junk has transferred over to the pancake-making realm. As long as your utensils and needles are sterilized, I don’t see why you shouldn’t try this at home. Except, I’m still going to recommend you don’t. Just go to IHOP or something.

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