Things You Never Wanted to Know About Coffee [VIDEO]

In life, there are things you’d rather stay blissfully ignorant about. For instance, did you know that SNL male writers pissed in cups or that you’ll ingest 1/12 liters of urine after 1 hour of swimming? Yes, life is full of dirty little secrets, so we’re going to make your life a bit more awful by ruining that delicious cup of coffee that’s no doubt sitting on your desk.

Although, don’t worry, it’s not all bad. After you get over the whole cockroach pheromone dealio, there’s some good stuff thrown in to make sure to don’t swear off coffee forever. (Which would be impossible, anyway.)

Watch the full breakdown from Wired below: