Our Favorite Kitchen Gadgets You Want, but Definitely Don’t Need
How many times have you been in the kitchen and thought, “Damn, I wish I had an automatic machine that excreted pancakes?” or “Aww man, I wish I could pick up my sushi with a lightsaber!” Welp, you’re in luck.
The gals and guys over at Thrillist compiled an epic list of “50 accessories you can’t eat without,” featuring everything from Chucky Doll knife holders that will make you sh*t your pants to blenders powered by boat motors. We picked our favorites from the bunch below.
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This all-in-one unit puts Fisher Price kitchenettes to shame
Remember when you were a kid and you used to pretend those plastic mini kitchens for kids were real? Well, this is like that, except you can actually cook something other than play-doh burgers.
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Open Air Cooking Oven for faux-artisan pizzas
Sorry wood burning oven, we’re moving on. Plus, this gadget’s named the “Presto Pizzazz Pizza Oven,” do we really need to say more?
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Indoor Hydoponic System lets you grow “herbs” year round
And we all know what that means.
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Behold: The most badass blender on the planet
As the folks at Thrillist point out: “As it stands right now, the world is divided into two groups: people who own blenders powered by classic boat motors, and losers. Don’t be a loser, snag that ish up at Windchimes & More.” Our sentiments exactly.
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Fork + Pizza Cutter = Fizza Futter?
Look ma! I can slice pizza with my fork! GENIUS.
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‘Popcake’ Pancake Pooper
Instant, assembly-line fresh pancakes. Ford would be proud.
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Utensil caps solve all pen-chewing problems
Because you chew on those pen caps anyway. Might as well be eating something delicious while you’re at it.
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Think the mother of all Keurigs and SodaStreams
The drink game has just been changed. SPRiZZi takes the Keurig and SodaStream and combines their carbonating-hot-water-making talents into one consolidated gadget. It also has “Flavor Bullets” as opposed to “K-Cups.” Case closed.
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Darth Vader Lightsaber Chopsticks
Although, if these were real, you’d wouldn’t be able to pick up much of anything and might lose a finger or two. I know, you hate me.
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“Pipe” bowls and mug make for the essential dish set
Now you can smoke your bowl of cereal in the morning. Also great for when you’re done eating and too lazy to search for your, er, other smoking apparatus.
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Head over to Thrillist and get the full shebang.
