What Does Your Coffee Choice Reveal About You? Hint: Don’t Order an Ex-presso

Calling all coffee fans: when it comes to a cup o’ joe, how do you choose to slurp down that daily dose of caffeine? Maybe you’re a dainty cappuccino type or perhaps you’re a straight shootin’ dark-roast-black-coffee kind of folk. Whatever your preference, we’ve gotta warn you now —  any sort of brew is pretty revealing.

It turns out no nonsense espresso fans are fairly decent people, but then it gets into the nitty gritty. Basically, frappuccino lovers are all just ice cream fiends at heart, and macchiato drinkers are doing everything in their power to avoid the foam ‘stache. We get it.

But listen,whatever sort of caffeine you fancy, don’t ever order an EXpresso. That’s an automatic boot out of the cool coffee club.

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H/T + PicThx Doghouse

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