Martha Stewart Has a Match.com Profile & Her Avatar is Pretty Hot

On Monday, Martha Stewart announced on the TODAY Show that she was joining the legion of hopeful singles on online dating website Match.com. Of course, soon after the announcement, Stewart’s Match.com inbox was overwhelmed by a flood of emails requesting a date with the 71-year-old business magnate.

Stewart, who successfully grew a small catering business in her basement to the “Martha Stewart” empire it is today, needed an entire staff to sift through the piles of potential beaus.

“I’d like to have breakfast with somebody. I’d like to go to bed with somebody. Sleep with somebody,” she told audience of the Today Show.

In our opinion, Martha Stewart looks smashing, and gosh, she sounds like an absolute doll. Her profile reads:

So while I’m open to all kinds of people, and love to be surprised, here’s what I know I appreciate in a man: Someone who’s intelligent, established, and curious; and who relishes adventure and new experiences as much as I do. Someone who can teach me new things. A lover of animals, grandchildren, and the outdoors. Young at heart. Please send me a message if you fit the bill. I travel frequently, so geography is but a detail.

Men, 55-70, take note.

H/T Time

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