Man Crashes Car into 7-Eleven, Pours Himself a Cup of Coffee & Is Subsequently Brought to Yolo Jail

What’s the first thing you do when you crash your car into a lone 7-Eleven? Get out of the vehicle and walk over to the store’s coffee maker to pour yourself a cup, obviously.

At least, that’s what Dennis Cortopassi, 56, did when he crashed his car into a 7-Eleven window near Sacramento on Wednesday morning.

The store clerk detailed that after crashing his vehicle, Cortopassi got up and poured himself a warm cup o’ Joe. While the clerk waited for police to arrive at the scene, Cortopassi threw his coffee and knocked over items sitting on shelves. Apparently, he was upset at the clerk’s audacity to ring up the popo.

Cortopassi was arrested and brought to the Yolo County Jail. Yes, #YOLO.

H/T LA Times