This Kid Get an ‘A+’ for Awesome Grammar Skills and Bacon.

Okay, so presumably it wasn’t bacon who taught this kid basic grammar skills. But it certainly hasn’t hurt. And, hey, what good is a mastery of the English language if you can’t apply a practical use? How else would we know this kid ate every single strip of bacon? Happily, no less! Granted, I’m not sure I want to know what ‘steamy’ bacon is. But maybe that’s just me.

Where was this genius when we were learning to diagram sentences? I, for one, feel cheated.

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