Just when we thought we'd seen it all, some new insane Bloody Mary steps onto the scene and makes us wonder what could possibly top it. Thus is the case with the new "Chicken Fried Bloody Beast" from Sobelman's Pub & Grill. The Milwaukee based eatery previously boasted about their "Bloody Masterpiece" Bloody Mary, which is topped with 12 various garnishes and finished off with an entire bacon cheeseburger, but that's just small potatoes compared to this new alcoholic behemoth.
The Chicken Fried Bloody Beast is gigantic in general, but the fact that it's topped with an entire friggin' fried chicken is redonk. In addition to a chicken that can feed a whole table, the drink comes garnished with two Baconadoes (bacon wrapped jalapeño cheese balls on skewers), sausage, cheese, pickle, olive, lemon, brussels sprout, asparagus, mushroom, onion, shrimp, scallion, celery, and tomato. Noticeably absent from the line up is a straw, so good luck trying to get to the actual boozy part of this monstrosity.
Sobelman's is offering this beast of a drink every Saturday and Sunday on a first-come, first-served basis for a hefty $50, but for every Chicken Fried Bloody Beast sold, Sobelman's will donate $5 to the Hunger Task Force to help end hunger in Milwaukee. Realistically though, they could be donating all those garnishes, including the fried chicken.