You're on a date and she makes you a homemade, deep dish pizza (what a keeper, right?). All she asks is that you handle the cutting while she pours the wine. Anyone can slice a thin crust pizza. All you really need is a decent chopping knife if you don't have own a pizza cutter. For those thick crusted beauties, however, you're gonna need something more, lest you look like a chump.

Enter Pizza Ax. Created by Decor Craft Inc., this novelty pizza cutter should do the trick for anyone needing a heavy duty cutter. Needless to say, you'll look tough doing so.

DCI Ax Pizza Cutter $13 @ Amazon

H/T Gizmodo